D.I.L.L.V.B.G.A.F.? does it look like victoria beckham gives a fuck? i love this woman. she can do no wrong (except going blonde.) she scored the ultimate baldwin, got the boobs, and she didn’t even have to lift a finger. you won’t be seeing her on a episode of ‘where are they now’ anytime soon. her latest project: voice-overs for nickelodeon! her sons are probably so stoked. i mean, who doesn’t love that goddamn sponge? she’s playing the voice of queen amphitrite in an episode of spongebob squarepants. i wonder if she’ll eat a krabby patty or go jellyfishing. she’s a total babe, even as a cartoon mermaid. this episode airs on monday, july 5. i will be watching it while nursing a patriotic hangover.