i’m the bitch you love to hate

i’m not gonna lie, this song is super catchy and the video is beautiful. i will probably put it on a mix cd. in my mind, this is kelis’ millenium version of “i will survive”. when i first heard that kelis was transitioning into dance/pop music, i was jazzed. i love club bangers. but can you throw some glitter on a hood rat and call her a diva? i haven’t really figured that out yet. the twink inside of me wants to say yes and while the effort is appreciated, i have to wonder….will i ever see kelis flipping tables with kool-aid dyed streaks again? that’s the bitch i know and i love. doesn’t she remember when cher did this in 1998? (believe, pre t-pain auto-tune) or madonna in 2008 (hard candy)? they both hit a huge jackpot with their club/dance shift but have they done anything else since? …..no. when your songs can be remixed a million different ways, i’d find it hard to try and come out with something better. is kelis ready for discotheque lockdown?

(judys, tell me what you think, correct me if you think i’m wrong)


spank bank

this is an oldie (and by oldie, i mean a few days). i never knew bill clinton’s bumpkin ass was such a soccer fanboi. he was all up in the v.i.p. box. partying with mick jagger and kobe bryant. were they all on a field trip with the philandering celebrities club? where was tiger? (just kidding, bill, nothing but love)

unfortunately, the us soccer team lost their game against ghana today and are officially out of the running for the world cup. now i have to pick new hotties. how sad. come to mami, carlos b.


bringin' all the boys

you don’t understand how happy i was to see this picture when i opened up my browser to NYTimes. hillary’s hair touching her shoulder?! obviously, hillary is feeling the pressure from michelle to step it up. not one to be easily defeated, she’s letting her hair down. and look… it’s already grabbing attention on the congressional floor. now, if we can get her out of that damn blue color.